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"We want a responsible man for this job," said the employer to the applicant,
Chandulal.
"Well, I guess I am just your man," said Chandulal.
"NO MATTER WHERE I WORKED, WHENEVER ANYTHING WENT WRONG, THEY TOLD ME I WAS RESPONSIBLE, Sir."
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The barber asked Chandulal, "How did you lose your hair, Chandu?"
"Worry," said Chandulal.
"What did you worry about?" asked the barber.
"ABOUT LOSING MY HAIR," said Chandulal.
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A man who has been married for ten years complained one day to his friend.
"When we were first married," he said, "I was very happy. I would come home from a hard day at the office. My little dog would race around barking, and my wife would bring me my slippers. Now after ten years, everything has changed. When I come home, my dog brings me my slippers, and my wife barks at me!"
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